aeasker3“Easkeet”

Easkeet claims to be from Wittenberg, but rumors persist that he actually grew up on a remote Wisconsin Amish farm. He was a decent distance runner at UWEC, though his athletic ceiling was permanently capped by a daily diet consisting entirely of Jeff and Jim’s pizza. He has since relocated to Minnesota to embrace life as a dedicated Cat Dad alongside his wife, Catherine. While his allegiance to the Minnesota Wild is his lone redeeming quality, the rest of his sports fandom is questionable at best, and his fantasy management remains a chaotic work in progress.