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Proud Poke, Menards Wallcoverings Legend, and two-time Toilet Bowl Champion. Jarrod has suffered some of the worst fantasy luck in recent memory—but he hasn’t even begun to peak. Looking to right the ship, he’s hoping his legendary five years of slinging paint at Menards will somehow translate to fantasy football success. This season, Dr. Bock is out to prove that science is a liar sometimes and, finally, make his pup Mac proud. Written by jsteg22
Franchise Value
54,041#9
Avg age 26.1 · starters 26.2
Playoffs
1-2
2 appearances · 0 titles
All-Play (Career)
300-295
-4.0% luck vs schedule